collin moulton

comedian / writer / actor / jiu-jitsu pilgrim

Post Roll Podcast Ep#24 - Dave Williamson and I in Vegas

Dave Williamson is a comedian and writer that I have known for a number of years. He started his adult life in the car business with his family. He now tours the country doing comedy sometimes in an RV but mostly in a rental car.  He is the main breadwinner in his family and his kids are homeschooled. The bread that he is currently winning is pretty fresh bread but it hasn’t always been and yess… we did talk about that.

We discussed growing up, helping others grow up, doing comedy, working in car dealerships, God, and dead Grandpas.

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Thank You to ROLLDAWGZKIMONOS.COM
The Perfect Gi
With The Perfect Patch
For The Perfect Reasons

Apologies to ROB KAHN of Gracie Tampa... Ran out of time brother... Have a safe flight home. Next time I promise!

Post Roll Podcast #23 - Steve Hoffstetter and I at the Tropicana

Steve Hofstetter is an incredibly tenacious comedian, social media figure, podcaster, and TV writer and creator that I have been friends with for a very long time. One of the things that baffles me about steve is his comfort with conflict. THAT FACINATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME! I always think that less conflict is better for a performer but this guy is the exception to that rule. The more conflict he engages in the more success he ends up creating or the other way around. In this really stimulating convo we explore both possibilities. We also talk about his habits of success and failure. His parents and what impact they may have had on all this and we talk about the ever present mayhem created by his album “Cure For The Cable Guy”.

We touched on loss but we saved the best of that story my first episode of the new podcast LOSS.

Have fun with this one. I definitely did!

Thank You to ROLDAWGZKIMONOS.COM
The perfect Gi
with the perfect patch
for the perfect reasons!

Once again... Apologies to Rob Kahn From Gracie Tampa. I really wanted to fit you in this time but ran out of time again. Have a safe trip home. Next time for sure!

Post Roll Podcast #22 - Kivi Rogers and I in VEGAS!

This week i am at Brad Garretts Comedy Club in the MGM Grand and I'm with Kivi Rogers kivirogers.com is an incredibly cool and insightful guy. He has been in movies, commercials, opened for huge musical acts and had great success in general as a stand-up. But more importantly, we were neighbors in Valencia and the few times we have hung out we have a great rapport and it comes alive in this 3 hour convo about everything that matters. Love talking to this guy and hopefully you will dig listening. 

Thank you to ROLLDAWGZKIMONOZ.COM The perfect GI with the perfect patch for the perfect reasons

Apologies to Rob Kahn of Gracie Tampa (Royce Gracie Black Belt)... ran out of time. I hope they had water in the MGM lobby. Next time I pay for your flight! Love you buddy.


Post Roll Podcast Ep#18 - Me Kent Tucker

Loved this conversation!

This is the comedian that I worked with in Winston-Salem this week at the Laughing Gas. He is Original, laid back, and stuck at the condo with me. So, he is on the Podcast. 

Biography: 
Seamlessly blending offbeat one-liners and genre-bending social commentary, Kent Tucker redefines stand-up comedy on a nightly basis. When he's in the room, any topic is fair game. Kent is a past winner of the Michigan Comic Showdown. He's also performed in such festivals as Laugh Fest and The World Series of Comedy. His unconventional approach and deviant flair make Kent Tucker an act you won't want to miss!

Academy review. Gracie Humaita Winston-Salem. Coolest guys ever. Welcomed me back with open legs.

So sorry to famous Royce Gracie black belt ROB KAHN from Gracie Tampa... He was supposed to be in this episode but we ran out of time again... maybe next episode.

Thank you to RollDawgzKimonos.com

The perfect Gi with the perfect patch for the perfect reasons.

Post Roll Podcast Ep#17 - Jiujitsu Pilgrim on a cruise

Sorry it's been so long. I have been packing for the big move. This episode is just me on cruise lonely and missing jiujitsu but still pretty fun.

Rueben Alvarez goes on tour

Connor wins the belt with his mind!

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CM Punk finally gets his first fight in 2022 but only if his opponent survives till then.

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Gun defense with Rener.

Grudge Match is miseducating my friends.

We all have buddies that hurt us.

This week on Collin's Cauliflower Corner. We honor the lost art of draining your shit!

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Jiujistu in the street... well Basketball court.

Academy review Fife BJJ in Tacoma, WA. 

Thank you to RollDawgzKimonos.com

The perfect Gi with the perfect patch for the perfect reasons.

So sorry to famous Royce Gracie black belt ROB KAHN from Gracie Tampa... He was supposed to be in this episode but we ran out of time again... maybe next episode.

Post Roll Podcast Ep#16 - Gracie Humaita Valencia, CA JPJ four guests

I was home for this one so it was with my bros! Lots of dudes and lots of fun.

Lawrence Lay, Joseph Montano, Mike Meceri, Collin Moulton, Haik Tatevosyan.

Lawrence Lay, Joseph Montano, Mike Meceri, Collin Moulton, Haik Tatevosyan.

FAKE NEWS:

UFC 200! How big will it be!?!?

Japan takes freak show to the freak show.

Josh Barnett… “Take this job and shove it!”

Paqiuao vs Mayweather 2 has new rules and Floyd gets the perfect sponsor.

Metamoris 7 is in a class all its own. on its own, and all alone.

I am at Gracie Humaita Valencia also known as Mario Aiello BJJ with Mike Meceri, Eric Peterson, Lawrence Lay, Joseph Montano,  and Haik Tatevosyan.

We talk about jiujitsu horse which is a cool drilling technique and flying submissions and how to drill them. Do smaller dudes and women have to be careful who they train with? Technique vs Big F*&king hammer. Mike can’t keep his shirt on and likes his erectile tissues to be supple when he grapples.

AAAAAGH YOUR SHIT BROKE: We had to talk about Thiago Alves, Mark Homminick, and Rich Franklin, getting uglified, And of course Joseph’s pinkie.

Mando Avila. A how to guide on rolling with big Mando.

JIUJITSU IN THE STREET: Juan used jiujitsu because he knew it and haik has been made calmer by jiujitsu.

We don’t want to shit on the couch… that is why we do jiujitsu.

IFS ANDS OR BUTS: Chair-jistu. Is yoga a martial art? Haik is the nicest guy ever as always! FDR’s guard game sucked. Chimps don’t wear shirts so Mike like wrestling them.

ACADEMY REVIEW: Gracie Humaita Valencia 25327 Avenue Stanford, Valencia, CA. defined flavor of fundamental Jiujistu that is driven by the strong personality of Mario Aiello, a 5th degree black belt under Royler Gracie. This is an academy that is very connected with other great schools in the area and has a family feel. I love it and you will too if you train here.

COLLIN’S CAULIFLOWER CORNER: Bryan Nguyen from Rodrigo Pinheiro BJJ in San Antonio, TX get’s this episode’s mention. He finally got what I think is almost worse than the big horrible deformed looking ear. He got the subtle lump that almost just looks unexplainable. Hats off… I mean Hats on to you. Now you have to make it bigger so that people know why it is there.

Apologies to Rob Kahn at Gracie Tampa… just didn’t have time today. Maybe next episode!

Big thanks to RollDawgzKimonos.com This is a brand that means something! Just because you don’t have a gi from RollDawgzKimonos it doesn’t mean you are an asshole but I have met many assholes that don’t have a gi from RollDawgzKimonos.com there may be a connection. I don’t want to find out so I have a gi from RollDawgzKimonons.com

Foo Dog is the protector of the weak, the innocent, and the community. It represents balance, harmony, and prosperity. These are the things we love about jiujitsu so this is what RollDawgzKimonos.com puts on our gis.



Post Roll Podcast Ep#15 - Ketchikanagain JJP (Jiujitsu Pilgrim) Matt HamiltonAK Jordan Tabb

ad to go back to Ketchikan Jiujitsu in Ketchikan AK. Nicest guys ever! Really good energy on this POD. I’m joined by Head instructor Jordan Tabb who is a Purple belt that I met in Boise four or five years ag. HE remembered our roll! Matt HamiltonAK who is a white belt in Jiujitsu and a Black Belt in wrestling and a fifth degree black belt in being huge and strong!

We started at 7am with a moose meat breakfast at Matt’s house overlooking the water in North Ketchikan and then we podcast PRE ROLL.

FAKE NEWS:

Can Connor Macgregor rule the world?

Should Eddie Bravo be in charge of renaming some more mainstream things?

Dana and the F Bros could  take their sponsorship ideas on the road!

We talk about Thiago’s face

IBJJF growing pains.

How do you find your bread and butter? “Anatomy is destiny” – Mark Mullen

Ifs ands or buts… Jordan says No bjj = XBOX. Matt says capoeira might be his ultimate destination!

AAAAAGH! YOUR SHIT BROKE! Hold your toungue!

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Academy review. Ketchikan Jiujitsu is under Mitch Coates at Alliance affiliate THE BASE in Boise, ID so we review both!

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Collin’s Cauliflower Corner! Thank you Matt Hamilton from Westside MMA in Little Rock, AR. He has been sending me pics of his knob eared pals from Westside MMA and this one is real hum dinger! This Episode’s award goes to Jeremiah Cullom of Westside MMA in Little Rock AR.

Big apology once again to the very famous ROB KAHN from GracieTampa.com Ran out of time today. Maybe next time.

Thanks to RollDawgzKimonos knows how we feel about Jiujitsu. On every gi they put the FOO DOG. The Foo Dog represents Balance, Harmony, and Prosperity.

This is what we get get from jiujitsu so this is what ROLLDAWGZKIMONOS puts on our gi.

RollDawgzKimonos Strong gis with strong patches for strong reasons.

Post Roll Podcast Ep#14 - Vancouver, BC - The Jiujitsu Pilgrim, Nikka Simons, Mike Salconi

This episode takes place on the mat at Gracie Barra Vancouver Canada after a strong two hour roll under professor Vanderson. I am joined by Nikka Simons and Mike Salconi. The sound is a little off but not bad. Something was wrong with my mic. I’ll take care of it!!

THE FAKE NEWS: The Miyao Brothers are innovators and this year is no exception.

What's next from these guys?

What's next from these guys?

Captain America comes out of hiding.

Rampage gets beat again.

Mouth gaurds, bacteria, grabby grappler guys, and what bjj girls think of all that. And speaking of girls. What would you do if you had to fly home with a female fighter after a big fight.

We talk about Gracie University AGAIN... Jury still deliberating.

Academy Review: Gracie Barra Vancouver in detail!

Collin’s Cauliflower Corner:  Matt Hamilton from Westside MMA in Little Rock, AR has been harassing his nob eared buddies to get pics for us at the Post Roll Podcast. So this weeks ear is bulging out of  the side of David Lindsay’s head. Next week is the gnarliest one I’ve ever seen so big thanks to Matt and David at Westside!

RollDawgsKimonos.com The perfect gi with the perfect patches for the perfect reasons. Look up Foo Dogs and then you'll know why!

Foo Dog (Lion Dog) Protects the temple, the family, and the community while driving away evil spirits. Wear this on your GI it represents harmony, balance, and prosperity. These are the things we feel about Jiujitsu so this is what Rolldawgzkimonos.com puts on our GI!

Foo Dog (Lion Dog) Protects the temple, the family, and the community while driving away evil spirits. Wear this on your GI it represents harmony, balance, and prosperity. These are the things we feel about Jiujitsu so this is what Rolldawgzkimonos.com puts on our GI!

Post Roll Podcast Ep#13 - Ketchikan AK JJP, Matt HamiltonAK, Archie (Something)

This episode opens with THE FAKE NEWS! The new CFC Fight league, Helio’s ghost sets shit straight…ish,

Look out Toquinho

Look out Toquinho

and Rousimar Palhares’ new opponent doesn’t have a leg to stand on!

The CFC Cowboy Fighting Championships

The CFC Cowboy Fighting Championships

We talk about The Weidman, Jacare, Rockholdt love triangle. Is Daniel Cormier passive aggressively stirring shit? Gracie University Online is an interesting subject to guys who live on an island.  Twitch for jiujitsu? Maybe that’s the new Gracie University of the future?

How do you tell what side I person shoots on more? Matt Hammy knows the trick!

My favorite… AAAAAAGH Your Shit Broke!

lend me your ear 

lend me your ear 

Academy review – KETCHIKAN JIUJITSU

Ketchikan Jiujitsu!

Ketchikan Jiujitsu!

Of course pop in a couple of pieces of bubble gum and chew it good ‘cause it’s Collin’s Cauliflower Corner

Is that big league chew on the side of your head HAFFI?

Is that big league chew on the side of your head HAFFI?

Large awesome friend MATT HAMILTON. Bryan Callen told me that " Matt's the kind of guy he produces ESTROGEN around". Thank God. I thought I was the only one spotting because of Matt's masculinity!

Large awesome friend MATT HAMILTON. Bryan Callen told me that " Matt's the kind of guy he produces ESTROGEN around". Thank God. I thought I was the only one spotting because of Matt's masculinity!

The quote of the day. “… once I put my hands on ya’…” - Matt Hamilton

WE'RE LIVING HARD!!! onnit.com

WE'RE LIVING HARD!!! onnit.com


Post Roll Podcast Ep#12 - The Jiujitsu Pilgrim Collin Moulton

I put a ton of research and time into this one. Tell me what you like and don’t like.

We cover some stuff from UFC last week, strongman mma, a big weight class change for Worlds this coming weekend,  and white belt prodigies.

Strong man Marius Pudzianowski... He is the guy holding the other guy still.

Strong man Marius Pudzianowski... He is the guy holding the other guy still.

Sport Jiujitsu and self-defense are definitely separate as proved by Ryan Hall in 2011. We talk BJJ loyalty and evolution. What color is your gi? Instructor shit talking warning! … Gracie University reviewed!

Ryan Hall keeping Pizza safe! grapplersplanet.com

Ryan Hall keeping Pizza safe! grapplersplanet.com

2 AWESOME NEW SEGMENTS!

Fake Fight News. Noticias Falsificadas!

And

AAAAAAAGHH!!!!! YOUR SHIT BROKE!

Rousimar and Fitch play bad ass footsie!

Rousimar and Fitch play bad ass footsie!

Quote of the week: “Even Parrots Talk!” – Rousimar Palhares

Rousimar Palhares

Rousimar Palhares



This week’s academy review brings us one of my favorite and closest buddy academies. WESTSIDEMMA.COM (1021 Jesse st., Little Rock, AR) Really one of the best and most complete schools I have seen and I have known them since the 20x20 strip mall  days. My good buddies Roli Delgado and Matt Hamilton run it and are always at my shows in Little Rock.

Matt Hamilton, Hillary Williams, and Roli Delgado. My buddies from Westside MMA in Little Rock

Matt Hamilton, Hillary Williams, and Roli Delgado. My buddies from Westside MMA in Little Rock

Matt "The Pink Leprechaun" Hamilton in action!

Matt "The Pink Leprechaun" Hamilton in action!

... and The long awaited Posthumous Collin's Cauliflower Corner award and fat chick suplex story.

Billy Robinson We remember you!... and Your ears.

Billy Robinson We remember you!... and Your ears.

Sakuraba and Billy Robinson at the Snake Pit in Japan. 1st generation of gracie killers.

Sakuraba and Billy Robinson at the Snake Pit in Japan. 1st generation of gracie killers.

This is Josh Barnett with Billy Robinson training the 2nd generation of Gracie killers. 

This is Josh Barnett with Billy Robinson training the 2nd generation of Gracie killers. 

Post Roll Podcast Ep#11 - Collin Moulton The Jiujitsu Pilgrim

This is the most organized podcast yet! News, 2 academy reviews, and we talk Metamoris 6. Also when is too young to get your kid into BJJ? Jiujitsu in the street stories. Etc!!!!!!

Me and Chad Shaule from Gracie Barra in Vancouver, BC Canada

Me and Chad Shaule from Gracie Barra in Vancouver, BC Canada

Me and Marcello Monteiro and John Correa

Me and Marcello Monteiro and John Correa

Collin's Cauliflower Corner!

Ate mais Gi!

Ate mais Gi!

Upcoming Jiujitsu events: SEMINAR! June 20th 12pm-3pm at Xequemate Jiujitsu in Jacksonville, FL. MARIO AIELLO AND I will be there

Upcoming comedy: June 11-13 Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA

Post Roll Podcast Ep#9 - Collin only

This short podcast is an introduction to my new introduction! NEW INTRO AND OUTRO! I think self defense can be as dangerous as lending someone your video library and I just discovered Uber! Also... Yes That's Kurt Osiander.

I had to brag about my week in SF! Ralph Gracie's academy is a blast. Thank you Kurt Osiander! I can't say enough about those guys.

Post Roll Podcast Ep#8 - Collin Moulton

Jeff Johnson made the movie "Bert Kreisher I Am The Machine" and he is a really cool guy and my new 2nd guy for all future podcasts.

I had come from a 3.5 hour jiujitsu session with Haek Tatavosyan and Steve the Pilot. Jeff did nothing.

This Podcast is me vetting Jeff for the coveted 2nd mic position. It takes us a minute to warm up and then it's off to the weird!

Can you kill a man and sleep ok? 

When is it mandatory to f%$k your friend in the face by bro code rules?

These questions and many more are answered in this tour de force of convo.